6 Reasons Why Wine Moms Are Losing The Wine Belly Without Giving Up Their Wine
At their 20th anniversary dinner she ordered a glass of cabernet. The waiter looked at her stomach and offered the mocktail menu. Her husband said, "She's not pregnant," loud enough that three tables turned around.
Dana is 46 and does the books for a dental office in Knoxville, Tennessee. She has a glass of red on Fridays, sometimes two.
She did Dry January twice and cut carbs Monday to Thursday for a year, and her middle kept getting rounder. Here are the six things that changed it, starting with the mocktail menu.
The one that worked is ten drops of cleansed zeolite and shilajit in water, twice a day.
1. The waiter brought her the mocktail menu
It was the steakhouse where Greg proposed. Dana bought a black wrap dress for it and held her stomach in through the bread basket. She ordered the cabernet.
The waiter's eyes went to her middle, and he set down the mocktail menu. Greg meant to help. "She's not pregnant," he said, and three tables turned around. Dana drank ice water the rest of the night.
In the anniversary photo the hostess took, she's holding a menu over her stomach.
Stop hiding behind the menu2. Dry January twice, and her middle stayed round
Dry January, twice. Carbs cut Monday to Thursday for a whole year, with her glass saved for Friday. Pilates at the rec center in a long shirt. Apple cider vinegar shots every morning for a spring.
She'd drop four pounds and find them again at the next birthday party, and her middle stayed round the whole time. A dry month stops the wine for thirty days.
It doesn't take out any of what's been packed around her middle for years.
Skip the dry month3. The labor nurse next door knew it was a wine belly
Her neighbor Jeanette has been a labor and delivery nurse for 22 years. On the porch that Friday, Dana told her about the steakhouse. "I've felt a few thousand pregnant bellies, and yours is a wine belly," Jeanette said.
"It isn't the calories. Your liver can't store wine, so it burns it first and everything else waits. The lead and plastic chemicals that came in with dinner sit there.
What it had no time for that night gets packed into fat, your middle first, then your face. That's why your face is puffy every Saturday."
Find out what's in the wine belly4. Ten drops from the shelf with Jeanette's wine glasses
Jeanette went inside and came back with a dropper bottle she keeps on the shelf with her wine glasses. It's called Trace: cleansed zeolite, a volcanic mineral shaped like a cage.
It's cleansed first because raw zeolite comes out of the ground already full. Empty, it grabs heavy metals and toxins in the gut and carries them out, so they aren't sitting there while the liver works on the wine.
Shilajit puts 70+ trace minerals back. Ten drops in water, morning and night. "Keep your Friday glass," she said.
Get the bottle Jeanette keeps5. Week 3: her daughter asked what she'd done to her face
Week one, nothing. Week two, the only change was the bathroom: she was regular for the first time in years.
On a Saturday in week three, the morning after two glasses, her daughter Ellie looked up from her cereal and asked what she'd done to her face.
In week four Greg put his hand on her waist at the stove, left it there and asked, "Where'd it go?" By week seven she was a jean size down, flat under a fitted black top, and the wrap dress tied without shapewear.
Keep the glass, lose the belly6. Their 21st anniversary: same steakhouse, same cabernet
For their 21st, Greg booked the same steakhouse. Dana wore the black wrap dress and ordered the cabernet, and the same waiter poured it without a glance at her stomach.
The hostess took the anniversary photo again, and this time Dana held up her glass instead of a menu. One bottle is 60 days: 10 drops in a glass of water, morning and evening.
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